So the average family used to be 2.4 kids and a dog? This is the new average family, 2 kids, 1 cat, 1 divorce, several ill fated romances (do indecent propositions on Plenty of Fish count as romance?) and finally one fantastic new partner. This is the story of an average family in the 21st century navigating the bits the parenting manual never covered. Follow me as I try and work out how to get it all right, read about our days out, read reviews on the places we go and the things we do, follow my money making and money saving attempts and please, please if anyone knows the answers send them this way.